Thursday, July 8, 2010

My New Boyfriends

In honor of my birthday today, I thought I would share with you an email I received that describes fairly well the obstacles facing me!

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! 
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power
helps me get out of bed
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Then I go to see John.
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Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
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When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint
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After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
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and thinking of calling JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.


Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and  'Count your blessings!!!!!!!

P.S.  I’m NOT 40 something. I’m $39.95 plus shipping and handling!

Mindy

4 comments:

  1. You put a smile on my face Mindy, Happy Birthday..I'm right there with you!!

    Blessings,
    ~Ronda~

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  2. This was just too funny Mindy. I believe I have also dated these men! They sure do get around!
    Hugs,
    AMY

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  3. Wishing you a wonderful day! A friend sent that one to me a few birthdays ago-I'm way past the $39.95 ;-)
    Blessings,
    Sheila

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  4. ROTFL!!!!!! That is too funny & so true,Happy Birthday sweet lady hope you have a most wonderful day..HUgs Maria

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