Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Importance of Walking

Received another good email from my sister-in-law Deb.

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Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.  

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

  I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 

   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.


   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 
  'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'


   If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.


  We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.


That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   AND Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

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If you don't share

this with at least 1 of your friends within
the next 5 minutes your belly

button will unscrew and your

butt will fall off.

Really.... It's true

Mindy ;-)

2 comments:

  1. Another good one to share and have a laugh over-cause most of it is true!
    Thanks!
    ~Sheila
    http://seasonsofthyheart.blogspot.com

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  2. Hee hee hee thanks for the laugh!!! Too cute!!!! Made my day!!! hugs

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