Ok, I decided to come clean about my family. We all have carried this secret about our lives and I decided it was about time I let you all in on it. First of all, Rusty was the real actor in the Austin Powers movies. Derek has made millions, I am on the cover of Elle magazine, Jacob has an alternate personality which is Chuckie and Doug has been seeing Angelina Jolie on the side! Well now that you know the truth about us, I hope we can all still remain close! Truly, we are just your regular down to earth family!